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A honest drunk A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that."
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billy bob said:

that's funny right there i don't care who yau are
 
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January 12, 2007
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bria said:

that was hilarous smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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January 14, 2007
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jonb said:

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January 16, 2007
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emylia said:

he he he he ha dats funny smilies/tongue.gif
 
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January 22, 2007
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JJ said:

what emylia said
 
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January 24, 2007
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police officer humphrys said:

smilies/grin.gif yer gd gd
 
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January 24, 2007
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jimmy said:

that was funny noooot smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/cry.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/angry.gif
 
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March 10, 2007
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cock said:

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March 13, 2007
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StOnEr said:

Those are some damn funny excuses tho
 
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March 27, 2007
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danielle =) said:

its kinda funny but not that funny
 
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April 30, 2007
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Jes said:

Ha Ha that was sooooo funny
 
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September 06, 2007
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call me said:

that was hilarious!!

im still laughing
 
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November 27, 2007
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desirae said:

that issss maddd!!!!hahahah smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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November 30, 2007
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desirae said:

hahaha thats mad!!!!! ahah smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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November 30, 2007
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markyboy said:

that woz really funni
 
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March 17, 2008
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