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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple."
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pachukaloca said:

smilies/grin.gif this was a pretty funny joke and also dumb lol
 
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January 16, 2007
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jordi boi said:

it was rubbish give up your day job haha smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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November 09, 2007
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jsdiv said:

that was a good one smilies/smiley.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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November 09, 2007
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Ladiesman1234245689 said:

Alice the hot teacher at our school thought it was Funny smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif > smilies/cool.gif
 
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January 21, 2008
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