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A doctor and his nurse were having an affair. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there....

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and two without."

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shaki said:

	that is a great one
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November 16, 2007
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confused n***a said:

	i dont get it???
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November 16, 2007
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buddy said:

	hahahaha
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November 17, 2007
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aoa said:

	lol.....funny one last part
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November 19, 2007
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lalaz said:

	that was hilarious
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November 20, 2007
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wazza said:

	tidy 4 kids 2 boys 2 girls
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November 26, 2007
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call me said:

	that was good
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November 27, 2007
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fatty mama said:

	that was good
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December 10, 2007
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KIX said:

	WOW 4 KIDS
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December 27, 2007
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brittany holland said: said:

	hilarious 2 babies with balls and 2 without
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January 11, 2008
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emo chik 091 said:

	right.......
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January 11, 2008
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monkiezrule said:

	funny
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January 13, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	hahahaha, very clever
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January 15, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	uh oh.. emo chik is back... funny joke.. very relative to the spaghetti
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January 15, 2008
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ArianaKai said:

	heh heh thats funny
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January 24, 2008
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lastonthetrain said:

	hilarious
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February 06, 2008
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kelci said:

	that shit was so fun i dont have a sasage
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February 28, 2008
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kayla_w8 said:


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March 04, 2008
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Carly S. said:

	that is sooo funny! 2 w/ sausage, 2 w/o!
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May 09, 2008
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joka LaLa said:

	aww man dat sux booty big tym..lol..dat funny tho.
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September 05, 2008
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