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Gas ProblemA man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions....

All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two more."

The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is to check your hearing!"

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Dusty Bowls said:

Ha Ha they wernt silent smilies/grin.gif
 
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March 10, 2008
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waterver said:

HA HA smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
 
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March 10, 2008
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oqwopo said:

???? i dont get it. lol???
 
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March 11, 2008
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baby j said:

init dusty dey wernt silent lmao smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/wink.gif
 
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March 18, 2008
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trippin" said:

baby j, wat a hoe
 
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March 19, 2008
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sexy old woman said:

i love u baby j
 
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March 19, 2008
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Oh...wow said:

that was... funny
 
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March 20, 2008
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dj said:

ok u must be the funniest guy in the herd lol
 
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April 10, 2008
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9 said:

i don't get it????? smilies/cry.gif
 
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April 12, 2008
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Stupid shit said:

that was retarded too original
 
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June 02, 2008
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