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A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that he desperately needed to go tothe bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask ifhe could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, butasked him to be quick.Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be ableto find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said "yes"and goes on his way. Five minutes later he returned to the class room and saysto the teacher "I can't find it".Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been atthe school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.So two fellas go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Jon, "Well, did you find it?"Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had hisboxer shorts on backwards"
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February 07, 2007
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billy bob joe man said:

we will we will rock you sock you put you up and drop you!! yopui got mud on your face you big discrace!! we will we will rock you smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
 
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February 07, 2007
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anixz said:

this is a bad joke smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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May 27, 2007
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xxxxx_Court-Court_xxxxx said:

Ha dont get it
 
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November 08, 2007
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im not telling you said:

cmon dude or dudette it's suck
 
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sam i am said:

this one sucks smilies/angry.gif
 
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March 26, 2008
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