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Shortage of parachutesA blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them....

The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"

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i could tell you but then id have to kill you.....jk said:

didnt see that comin
 
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November 01, 2007
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bubba said:

lmao dumbbbb...
 
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December 03, 2007
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me said:

old old old old old old oldedy old smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif
 
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December 17, 2007
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emo chik 091 said:

wat doz imao mean??
 
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January 11, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

DUNNO.. ONE THING WE AGREE ON.... THAT IS ALSO A 'SELFISH PRESIDENT' JOKE
 
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January 15, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend's girlfriend said:

lol, like, a totally awesome joke
 
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January 29, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

HEY!!! you stole my username!!
 
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January 29, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend's girlfriend said:

it's not exactly!
 
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January 29, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

, well, the IDEA has been stolen!

 
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January 29, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

Call me, hottie
 
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January 29, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend's girlfriend said:

OK fine then, please respect me
 
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January 29, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

fine then, i'll change my username to Samuel 13 then
 
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January 29, 2008
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Samuel 13 said:

there you go, are you happy now, bloodsuckers?

anyway, good joke
 
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January 29, 2008
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bebe said:

wow... you guys are more entertaining than the joke... lol
 
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January 30, 2008
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janet said:

that was a good one
 
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February 13, 2008
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muhamed said:

best 1 ive seen on the website n im english
 
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March 27, 2008
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anntonette, said:

Interesting, im british. smilies/kiss.gif
 
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May 09, 2008
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xXxXxXx said:

ez jke z sooooo old n borin!!!!
dey were al gud az far az ere!!! smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
 
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July 08, 2008
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Stfu said:

Emo chik 091, lmao means, Laugh my ass off.... And you 2 "lovers" are more entertaining than the joke.... GET A ROOM!
 
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September 16, 2008
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M! said:

ha ha that sounds like sumthing i wud do!!!
 
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October 03, 2008
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dave said:

twisted but ok
 
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October 07, 2008
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