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Car DentA blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop....

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!

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baby said:

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April 11, 2007
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That Guy said:

Gotta make sure 'em windows are up.
 
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April 11, 2007
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babe said:

hey thats not funny i tried that smilies/angry.gif
 
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April 11, 2007
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khumoun said:

lol dis is so funny even tho i dont get it smilies/tongue.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/smiley.gif
 
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April 12, 2007
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canvic92 said:

lol omg smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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April 15, 2007
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muby said:

haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lolzzzzz funny
 
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April 17, 2007
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April 19, 2007
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BIG D said:

smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gifUMB ASS BLONDES
 
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May 04, 2007
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Ace said:

smilies/grin.gif Funny smilies/grin.gif smilies/wink.gif Sike
 
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June 13, 2007
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dave said:

haha lol lmao sisff dtsif icbtsih
 
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September 16, 2007
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MILKATRAZ said:

im just 10 so i dont reely get it
 
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September 29, 2007
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michaela said:

omg thats so funny smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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November 17, 2007
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PHS said:

funny as shit!!!! COULDNT STOP LAUGHING!!!
 
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April 02, 2008
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