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Blondes In Heaven Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks....

"Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde.

The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"
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yomama said:

i wish i looked in the freezer.. smilies/grin.gif
 
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August 08, 2007
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namee said:

never dare to look in the freezer smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif
 
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August 10, 2007
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funky monkey said:

wow i am the second comment still funky yo munkey smilies/smiley.gif
 
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August 12, 2007
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jelly said:

im blonde
 
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August 17, 2007
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tiff said:

funi. u people r random
 
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August 18, 2007
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wes said:

tell me bout it
 
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November 15, 2007
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micheal jackson x said:

i hide my kids in the freezer -- they dont strrugle as much wen there dead !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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December 29, 2007
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emo chik 091 said:

lol michael jakson sux!! im blonde and i didn't find the girl in the frezer......
 
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January 11, 2008
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chetta said:

ahhh damn i forgot to wipe me glutes
 
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January 26, 2008
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kayla_w8 said:

lol that was hilarious!!!!
 
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March 04, 2008
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circle said:

lolllllllll

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March 11, 2008
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redneck 701 said:

if i ever find you ppl ima shoot you with my shotgun
 
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March 14, 2008
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heeee said:

i dont gett it
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April 18, 2008
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paycheck grabber said:

HA! that was a good one!
 
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April 20, 2008
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kp said:

smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/smiley.gif
 
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April 20, 2008
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Willy Wonka said:

That was pretty good. RedNeck come shoot me if u can! smilies/grin.gif
 
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April 21, 2008
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appalled said:

wow. im not going to store anything anymore in the freezer! smilies/cool.gif
 
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April 24, 2008
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a blonde: said:

Whats with you and blondes.At least we are smart enough to let a married man cheat on his wife at HIS OWN HOUSE smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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April 28, 2008
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