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Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.The commander yells, "Ready...Aim..." and the brunette yells "Earthquake!!!"Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette escapes.
The commander then tells his soldiers to get up. "Ready...Aim..." and the redhead yells "Tornado!!!"Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the redhead escapes.
The commander then yells to his soldiers to get up. "Ready...Aim..." and the blonde yells "Fire!!!"

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umm said:

	ha ha
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March 31, 2007
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braca said:

	lol dis is funny
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April 11, 2007
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n***a boi said:

	ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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April 13, 2007
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jade said:

	i think this sucks its so stupid
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April 16, 2007
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Mr.alex said:

	I love this website!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 01, 2007
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BIG D said:


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May 04, 2007
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stinky said:


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May 15, 2007
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u kno... said:

	i agree wit jade...
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May 17, 2007
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Nakedmonk said:

	It was kinda projected... not too bad though. I've read and heard much worse.
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May 20, 2007
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cymraes woop woop said:

	i dnt get it!!!!!
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May 20, 2007
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karl said:

	FUNNY AS HELL
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May 20, 2007
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that one girl over there said:

	that was so bad!!! (yet funy)
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May 25, 2007
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Ode2Insanity said:

	She should have chose another disaster...
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May 29, 2007
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B-rice said:

	i agree wit jade too
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July 14, 2007
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BUCK OWNES said:

	NEED SOME WORK ON BUT STILL FUNNY
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July 28, 2007
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I'm a blond said:

	heard it b4 but it's still good
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September 15, 2007
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MILKATRAZ said:

	no to stupit
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September 29, 2007
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Ashlee said:

	well thats soo affenceive to blondes ! im blonde
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October 17, 2007
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WOOTZORZ said:

	lol!!!
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October 18, 2007
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teeeee heeeeee said:

	i always get a good laugh out of most of these jokes, but being a blond myself, i find it some what hard to understand some of these jokes
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October 19, 2007
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BEEP ME said:

	Great joke
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November 14, 2007
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I said:

	pie is good
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November 17, 2007
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reece said:

	hi baby hi who are u
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November 22, 2007
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i said said:

	ha ha ha ha ha the joke was funny i've heard it b4 but lol it is still good
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November 26, 2007
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Wouldnt yaa lovee to kno.! said:

	Didnt get it lmao x
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December 14, 2007
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phoomonkey said:

	if you don`t get it, there`s no hope for you.
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December 26, 2007
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emo chik 091 said:

	im the same as ashlee im blonde n i dnt get it.
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January 11, 2008
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Kev luvs kierra said:

	stupid blondes
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January 23, 2008
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sanjin7 said:

this is better:
a blonde goes to a store and askes how much for the tv the clerk says sorry we dont selll tv's to blondes she goes home and dyes her hair red and comes back and askes home much for the tv and again the clerk says sorry we dont sell tv's to blondes she goes home again and dyes her hair brown and comes back and askes home much for the tv the clerk says sorry we dont sell tv's to blondes she goes home and dyes her hair black then comes back and askes how much for the tv the clerk says sorry we dont sell tv's to blondes then she askes how did you know i was blonde? and the clerk says because thats a microwave. smilies/cool.gif