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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.

"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued, "and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

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January 07, 2007
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unknown said:

	:- I loved it the best ever e ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
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January 07, 2007
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... said:

	It was ok... Ive heard better
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February 06, 2007
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a brunette said:

	it was funny but it could bbe better
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February 22, 2007
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poohbear said:

	omfg that was so kinda funny
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March 28, 2007
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umm said:

	very funny
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March 31, 2007
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a beautiful brunette said:

	I liked it but i've heard better
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October 07, 2007
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Willy Wonka said:

	That wasent even the way it goes. the start is right but after that its wrong. a blond stands up in the back and says " It's guys like you who give us blonds bad names" the guy starts to apoligive then the blond says "You shut up" "I was talkin to that asshole on your knee"
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