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A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino. She kept punching the buttons only to have happen what you'd expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other,and change too!

After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went and got more. Back at it she went, blocking the way to the other vending machines with the mounting pileof soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to the young lady. People were starting to gather, seeing this beautifulwoman enthusiastically plugging money in like it was fun.

The people were gathering more though waiting their turn at the machines. After watching a while, someone asked from the rear of the group, 'Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?' 'Hey back off, buddy,' she retorts, 'can't you see I'm winning here?'

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Cody said:

	Bad Joke
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March 05, 2007
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jointifbniofvjif said:

	Bad bad bad!!!!!!!!!!
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March 05, 2007
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leni said:

	i got it!!
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March 20, 2007
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Nesha said:

	Ha Ha that was kind of funny
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March 26, 2007
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poohbear said:

	that is sooooooooo FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
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March 26, 2007
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gorgeous said:

	that was funny
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May 02, 2007
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Tab and Whit said:

	boring at first then it got real funny
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May 23, 2007
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Sharrakor said:

	That was good!
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July 12, 2007
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anthony said:

	whats retots?
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July 30, 2007
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rebel said:

	COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! NOT REALLY
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August 31, 2007
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from a unknown blonde said:

	wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-
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October 15, 2007
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bboobb said:

	she is stupide
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October 26, 2007
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me said:

	:-
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November 21, 2007
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hello from texas said:

	how do u get a soda michine mixed whith a regular mishine?
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January 14, 2008
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Willy Wonka said:

	HAHAHA that was kinda stupid but funny. retort means "to say back, to reply"
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April 11, 2008
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Powerful Moja said:

	Umm.. ok lets see here, if I get this right tell me... the blonde thought the soda machine was a cashino? Or did I miss someting
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