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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thenhorse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady andrhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from thesaddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to geta firm grip.She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides downthe side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seeminglyimpervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, sheleaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is nowat the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is batteredagainst the ground again and again. She is mere moments away fromunconsciousness when........ ........the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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k said:

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December 11, 2006
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ha said:

smilies/cheesy.gif So owned! smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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January 30, 2007
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............... said:

ok....... smilies/cry.gif
 
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February 13, 2007
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leni said:

i think thats the only on i actually understand! smilies/grin.gif
 
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March 20, 2007
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bri said:

that made my day. smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/smiley.gif
 
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March 21, 2007
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Nesha said:

smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gifoh my freakin god that was funny smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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March 21, 2007
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Jeanie said:

wow that was really funny
 
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March 28, 2007
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deseal00 said:

how stupied smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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May 01, 2007
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J to D to the M said:

I still don't get it.
 
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June 26, 2007
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butt head said:

if j to d to the m doesnt get this then this is the reason why these blonde jokes were made for dumb blondes like you smilies/tongue.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif
 
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July 12, 2007
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sophie said:

lol she's a stupid bitch smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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August 04, 2007
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ya mum said:

i almost wet myself it was that funny lmao
 
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August 16, 2007
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jj said:

that was so funny smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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September 16, 2007
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MILKATRAZ said:

fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 
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September 29, 2007
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bboobb said:

she is a dumd ass smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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October 26, 2007
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dumb said:

that was smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/smiley.gif
 
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December 30, 2007
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j to the d to the m is a blonde said:

up there^^
 
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January 13, 2008
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hello from texas said:

blonde cant control a stupid coin horse? smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif
 
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January 14, 2008
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no said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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February 08, 2008
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ellie said:

that was so idiotic and stupid it was rubbish smilies/angry.gif
 
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February 13, 2008
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stupid said:

wow that is pretty funny i think
 
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March 11, 2008
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y said:

smilies/angry.gifnot that funny
 
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March 21, 2008
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y said:

smilies/angry.gif smilies/shocked.gif wat o i get it
 
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March 21, 2008
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