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A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life. While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to get his sheep across the road. She stopped her car and waved the farmer across, thinking this would be her first good deed. After the sheep had all crossed, the blonde said to the farmer, "your sheep are so cute. If I guess how many there are, could I have one."The farmer thought it impossible and told the blonde it was okay. "637", said the blonde. The farmer was amazed that the blonde had guessed the exact number, but lived up to his bargain. "I'll take that feisty one over there", said the blonde. Then the farmer said to the blonde, "Okay, now if I guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?

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Amy from America said:

	i finally got it
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February 26, 2007
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leni said:

	funnier than the last one
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March 20, 2007
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bri said:

	its alright.
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March 21, 2007
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Nesha said:

	that was so funny
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March 26, 2007
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Bitch said:

	THat was pretty damn funny
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April 08, 2007
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muby said:

	funyyy man lolzzzzzz
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April 17, 2007
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lovecow said:

	lol wow that wasn't even funny like at all lol hahahahahhahahah it wasn't funny ahahhahahha
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May 29, 2007
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dude said:

	bettr than the other one!
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June 16, 2007
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sun kissedx39 said:

	that was a funny one!!!
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September 23, 2007
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MILKATRAZ said:

	ha thats fuuuuny
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September 29, 2007
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BRENDON JOHN said:

	HAHA THATS ACTUALY FUNNY
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November 26, 2007
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amy is a blonde said:

	lol funny!
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January 13, 2008
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ellie said:

	that was exelent i laughed so much i fell down the stairs it was just hilarious
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February 13, 2008
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dumb ass hot blond said:

	it aint that funny how do g*y gangsters do a drive by they drive a pink car down the road throwin skittles at ppl yellin thats rite bitch taste the rainbow
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