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51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order fivebottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at alarge table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begintoasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondesarrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raisingthe roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in witha picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in themiddle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing aroundthe table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51days!"The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to thetable. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of theCookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asksone of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondesare dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side ofthe box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days ! "

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emZ said:

	:- THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY JOKE
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December 11, 2006
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Amy from America said:

	i dont get it
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February 26, 2007
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Nesha said:

	that was so funny
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March 21, 2007
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medzy said:

	this joke is so funny amy is a blonde and she dont get it (m
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March 30, 2007
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Rayne Rush said:

	Amy,U R such a blondie!Only a true blonde would not understand that joke!
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April 22, 2007
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gorgeous said:

	hahahahahahahahahaha well funny mush
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May 02, 2007
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though nogies said:

	FUNNYNESS
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May 05, 2007
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APPLESCAUCE! said:

	I get it, but it took 5 hours to read it
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May 11, 2007
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wefhwefnhwefnwejkhfwjk jrhjkqjdejfuehfuiwhjeui said:

	for the blondes the joke is that 2-4 years is the age range and it took them 51 days to do it not only that but they thought that the age range was how long it was supposed to take. I actully heard the joke in a different version 21 days and boxx said 3-6 ( the chew chew train puzzle )
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June 14, 2007
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BLONDE && PROUD! said:

	LOL!!!!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!
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June 20, 2007
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Sk8tr said:

	That was more retarded than tahn reading a dictainary for fun
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June 26, 2007
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Sharrakor said:

	THAT WAS GREAT! p.s. Amy is a blonde
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July 12, 2007
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diddyman said:

	51 DAYS! 51 DAYS! :-
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November 21, 2007
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me said:


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November 26, 2007
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amy is a blonde said:

	the title says all
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January 13, 2008
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JAMES (from hong kong) said:

	that joke is so funny (the title doesnt say it all you f**king idiot "amy is a blond" its well funny three cheers for stupid blondes)
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