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1 Mike Martin, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Mike never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Mike is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Mike can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Mike be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 fired as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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thats good said:

	i thought that was rather funny
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December 03, 2007
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kid said:

	not to bad
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December 04, 2007
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That Guy said:

	HAHAHAHAHA!
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December 04, 2007
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GODSCOUNTY said:

	FUNNY
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December 07, 2007
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i love when women fart said:

	retartded
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December 09, 2007
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L. B said:

	Very Funny Lol
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December 10, 2007
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who am i said:

	uuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah it sucks
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December 26, 2007
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wee said:

	I agry
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January 05, 2008
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January 07, 2008
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emo chik 091 said:

	ok......
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January 11, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	gggrrrrr!!!! I know a crappy joke when I see one...Emo CHIK and that WAS lame
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January 15, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! i just got IT SORRY ABOUT THE IT'S CRAP THING..... I ONLY JUST KNEW TO LOOK AT THE ODD NUMBERED LINES
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