Finding yourself involved with a certain type of woman can have such significant effects on your life that you may lose sleep or even worse, you may find that the simple joys in your life like watching the Super Bowl are no longer joys.
Getting involved with certain women will have you watching Lifetime Television instead of enjoying the NBA Finals. You may soon find yourself shopping at the mall instead of having a beer with the guys.
So, to ward off these desperately unappealing scenarios, it is vital that you understand which women are good for dating and which ones you should avoid like Yellow Fever.
First of all, any woman who is high maintenance is better left alone. Someone who is constantly whining and asking the “does this make me look fat” questions should be off the radar. Women like this have self-image problems that you do not want to be part of. You will be constantly assuring her that she is indeed not fat, that yes, of course you like her mother, and a million other scenarios that you are better off without. So, high maintenance, low self-image women are better off avoided.
Next, do not date a woman who calls multiple times each day. Once a day is ok, maybe even twice. But, if you find yourself constantly answering the phone or answering text messages, then she’s probably just a little too desperate. Desperate people are happy with anybody, so let her find another somebody to love. You are better off without this one.
It should be a given that you should not date women with an unhealthy addiction to Harlequin Romance novels. Trust me; you will never meet her expectations. Women who read these trashy books are looking for men like Fabio. They want you to sweep them off their feet and rescue them from their pathetic lives. Unless you are Fabio and are willing to spend every single minute playing Mr. Romance, then you are much better off to find someone who doesn’t read, or at least someone who doesn’t read a lot.
Okay, does it really need to be said that women who constantly have to have the last word should be avoided? I mean really, if you are dating a woman who always has to be right, then you probably will never have a normal conversation. Women like this tend to think that anyone who does not agree with them is stupid. If you want to be henpecked, then go ahead and fall for one of these. Just do not come crying back later when you realize what you have done. Women who constantly feel the need to be right need to be coddled entirely too much. They will never agree with you no matter how right you are. They will not get along with your friends and don’t even think about introducing them to your mother.
While we’re on the subject, you should avoid women with whom you have no common interests. If you want to spend Sunday afternoon watching the Cowboys, then you certainly do not want a woman who cries and has a little hissy fit the minute you mention the game. And, you do not want to end up cutting coupons or watering flowers for the entire afternoon. If you like sports, then avoid all women who do not.
Keep away from women who cry to get what they want. If every little thing you do gets her crying or makes her angry, then you have a very eventful life ahead of you and not in a good way. You will have to pay constant attention to a woman with this type of personality. High maintenance women are better. If you find yourself with this type of woman, get rid of her quick. You will never be able to satisfy her and you will both be unhappy. Of course during the initial getting rid of her phase, she is likely to cry, scream and possibly even break things, hopefully none of your major appendages. Nevertheless, you will feel much better when it is over and you will have retained your sanity.