We would all like to find a girl “just like the girl that married dear old dad”, right? Maybe not. The truth of the matter is that women are very complicated creatures. Understanding them takes a keen intelligence that is often hard to come by.

Of course, most of our moms have guided us through the all-challenging topic that is women at some point in our lives. We have all learned how to smile politely, how to express our best table manners and how to open doors for our dates, etc. But, what about the things that mom never taught you? How in the world are men supposed to understand women when there are things that even our moms are keeping secrets about?

First of all, mom never taught you that women know all your fears, right? Well, they do. Women have this weird sixth sense about them that makes them really good at reading your body language. They know in a New York second if something is freaking you out. If you are nervous on your date, trust me, your woman will know. They can smell fear from ten miles away. Oh, and they can smell an attitude from even farther away. Remember all those times your mother told you to always be polite in the company of a woman? Well, what she was not telling you was that even if you play nice, women can spot a bad attitude in a heartbeat and they will react according to how you behave. Keep that in mind.

Oh, and all those times dear old mom said that women are basically sweet and trusting creatures? There was never a bigger load of crap spoken. Women are testers. They will test you every second. They are all born with a little black book that guides them through life and chapter one is titled “Testing him”. If they say, “does this make me look fat”, that is a test. If they ask you what you are thinking, that is a test. Everything they do has an ulterior motive. In fact, you may not even know that she is testing you. Women are very tricky in this respect. They are bred to dig deep and some do it without even knowing it. It’s just a habit.

Always remember that women can read your body language like a good book. Within the first five minutes she will know whether you are putting her one, if you are emotionally weak and what you are really thinking. See, mom never told us this because it’s a woman thing. Women keep their little secrets to themselves. They all stick together where we men are concerned. Have you ever had a wife or girlfriend get mad at you for no reason? That’s because their girlfriend was wronged by her man and every woman she knows then takes it out on their men. The main secret about women that mom never taught you is that they are all one mind. They share everything and I do mean everything. You will not have any secrets left between the two of you. She will tell someone, whether it’s her mom, her sister or another girlfriend. Women stick together through everything and the sooner we men learn that the better off we will all be. You know the saying “bros before hoes”; well women had their own motto long before us men wised up. Women are going to believe women every time. Never try to get between your woman and any other woman in her life. See, mom never told us this because it’s their greatest secret. Women will stick together no matter what. The best way to deal with this is to never try to keep your woman from doing her “girl stuff”.

Life is not all bad though. The things that mom did teach us will definitely come in handy. Remember those table manners. Remember that women like to be the center of attention and above all else, always remember that if you tick off one woman, chances are that you have started a war with every woman that she comes into contact with.

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