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Good & bad news
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Elderly Jokes
Tuesday, 03 April 2007 14:46
Good & bad newsAn old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first? ....

"Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left. "Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"

Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
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written by J.D. , April 05, 2007
HEY EVERYBODY!..... COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK
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written by kk , May 02, 2007
You are sure of yourself aren't you J.D.
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written by borris , May 04, 2007
haha i can tell its u josh dennis. u suck x
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written by Zeke , May 05, 2007
How about writing comments about the joke?
It was fairly funny. smilies/smiley.gif
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written by abcd , May 09, 2007
Yeah, how 'bout writing comments? I thought it was good.

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