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Two elderly gentlemen
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Elderly Jokes
Thursday, 28 February 2008 17:15
Two elderly gentlemenTwo elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says....

"John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."

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written by AlGeeh , February 29, 2008
Killer Stuff!!!
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written by AlGeeh , February 29, 2008
Killer Stuff!!!
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written by AlGeeh , March 02, 2008
Ha ha ha

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written by Oh...wow , March 21, 2008
hmm... that was ...... funny
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written by celinda , April 03, 2008
feel like dying............. smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by lucy95 , April 25, 2008
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written by felicia , June 13, 2008
wow...... that was very mean to make fun of an old man
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