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Elderly Jokes
Sunday, 20 January 2008 15:23
AlmondsThe day care bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder....

She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

15 minutes later she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about 8 times.

After the 9th time he asks the lady why they do not eat the almonds themselves.

She replied that it is not possible because of their old teeth. They can not chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks, puzzled. Where upon the lady answers,

"We just love to lick the chocolate around them".

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written by ArianaKai , January 24, 2008
ewwwwwww that is gross! smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
hahqahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha cough cougheeeeeewwwwwwwww
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written by aditya , February 03, 2008
it was a good joke.... smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif
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written by Kirby , March 13, 2008
thats old but its still funny smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by River , April 07, 2008
haha stupid men!
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written by SHAMROCKS , July 04, 2008
GUESS THE BUS DRIVER LIKES GOOEY NUTS........WONDER WHAT ELSE HE LIKES THAT'S GOOEY...MAYBE OLD LADIES.
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written by Stfu , September 16, 2008
SHAMROCKS, you would know ALOT about being an 0old lady w0uldn't you?
ANswer: Yes, and im still a vergin also!
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