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Memory Problems
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Elderly Jokes
Tuesday, 25 September 2007 00:10
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?".....

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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written by fireman_89 , October 09, 2007
what a stupid husband
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written by Saurav , October 12, 2007
heard it b4
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written by WOOTZORZ , October 18, 2007
LOL smilies/grin.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by F-U , November 07, 2007
omg what a f**king retard
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written by LFC fan , December 04, 2007
what was the joke again??!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!
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written by phoomonkey , December 27, 2007
it wasn`t really that funny


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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
he needs to re-visit that clinic
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written by Gojakego!!! , May 11, 2008
pretty funny joke but heard better

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