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This Place Stinks
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Elderly Jokes
Monday, 04 June 2007 17:44
This Place Stinks A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for....

The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.

"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"

"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
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written by cali , June 07, 2007
ha ha thats funny smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/smiley.gif
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written by chris2010 , June 07, 2007
ha ha thats funny but gross! lol
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written by cristina , June 12, 2007
rolling the floor laughing my butt off ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by Emu , July 06, 2007
that is amazingly funny.....dont think i've laughed tha much when reading a joke on here!!!
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written by new...new...deli , July 09, 2007
hugh....that is sick..

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written by lala , July 31, 2007
LOL!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA
HAHAHA
tHAT SO FUNNy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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written by bulldog 33 , October 12, 2007
Thats funny VERRY funny!!
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written by janet , February 14, 2008
god I love fart jokes not
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