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Old Man Fishing
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Elderly Jokes
Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:05
Old Man FishingA kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of lilies....

"Tch Tch!" said the passer-by to himself. "What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I can help."

So the kind fellow walked up to the old man and asked, "What are you doing, my friend?"

"Fishin', sir."

"Fishin', eh? Well how would you like to come have a drink with me?"

The old man stood put his rod away and followed the kind stranger to the corner bar. He ordered a large glass of beer and a fine cigar.

His host, the kind fellow, felt good about helping the old man, and he asked, "Tell me, old friend, how many did you catch this morning?"

The old fellow took a long drag on the cigar, blew a careful smoke ring and replied, "You are the sixth today, sir!"
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written by narutofangirl1 , May 25, 2007
smilies/grin.gif verry funny
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written by MAYKEL , May 25, 2007
REAL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
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written by Bill Cosby , May 31, 2007
wow that is dumb
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written by Bill Cosby , May 31, 2007
wow that is dumb
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written by p3rf3ct , June 01, 2007
that was good funny smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by no name vagina lover , June 06, 2007
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written by cristina , June 12, 2007
fuuuuunnnnnnnyyyyyy

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written by Emu , July 06, 2007
smilies/cheesy.gif liked it.....funny in its own way i guess
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written by lol , December 17, 2007
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