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Making A Fortune
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Elderly Jokes
Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:28
Making A FortuneA young man asked an old rich man how he made his money....

The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
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written by Arlene , April 21, 2007
We all laughed. Very funny!!
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written by lil KT , May 03, 2007
i lafed 2 lol
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written by BIG D , May 08, 2007
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written by parker , May 16, 2007
hahahahaha
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written by hahaha , June 07, 2007
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written by tt , June 07, 2007
this one was not that funny smilies/angry.gif
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written by Emu!! , July 06, 2007
i have to agree with the last comment......
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