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Bathroom closet
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Elderly Jokes
Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:45
Bathroom closetA rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation....

She wanted to make sure that the camping ground was fully equipped, but didn't know quite how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter.

After much thought, she finally came up with the old fashioned term "Bathroom closet" but when she wrote it down, she still thought she was being too forward, so she started all over again, rewrote the letter, and referred to the bathroom closet as the B.C.

"Does the camping ground have it's own B.C." is what she wrote.

Well, the camping ground owner wasn't a bit old fashioned, and he just couldn't figure out what the old lady was talking about, so he showed the letter around a few of the campers and the only thing they could come up with was that B.C. stood for Baptist Church, so he wrote the following reply.


Dear Madam,

I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure of informing you that a B.C. is located nine miles north of our camping ground, and is capable of seating 250 people at one time.

I admit that it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of campers go there and many take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive nice and early and stay quite late.

The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that there is a special supper planned there to raise money to buy more seats so that everyone will be able to sit in comfort.

I would like to say that it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it is surely no lack of desire on my part, just that I am so busy most of the time.

As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort to go, especially in the cold weather. If you decide to come down to our camping ground perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you and introduce you to all the other folks.

Remember this is a very friendly community
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written by t2jrose , March 22, 2007
ewwww i bet she's not ganna hessitate to go camping there! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by pimpin , March 29, 2007
i wish i could go there
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written by britnee and holly , April 02, 2007
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
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written by someone , April 19, 2007
lol, he's thinking off a baptist church and she;s thinking of a bathroom. lol smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by hi ppl! , April 19, 2007
ooo that sounds enjoying!!!!! lol i jk ppl! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/kiss.gif
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written by THiS LOSER , April 22, 2007
smilies/angry.gif Ew.
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written by smitty , May 04, 2007
funny! smilies/grin.gif
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written by Pushan , May 07, 2007
man that was damn funny
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written by I , May 07, 2007
not very funny
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