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Marriage Jokes
Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:19

joke-plastic-surgeryA woman comes home and declares that she has decided to have surgery to get her breasts enlarged.

Her husband who is little surprised at her decision says : "I don't think you need surgery for that."

Wife asks: "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the wife asks: "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

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written by geto , June 16, 2009
i want to get my ass bigger i mean like shap n fully u knw like kim n vida guera ;-) how do i get it without plastic surgery

please suggest something for meeeee


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