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Silent Treatment
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Marriage Jokes
Tuesday, 08 April 2008 15:29
Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment....

The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 A.M. for an early flight to Sydney.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 A.M.".

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00 A.M., and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed....

It said... "It's 5.00 A.M., wake up!"

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written by I Love Lollipops::::::: , April 14, 2008
That sucks. . . why would married couples do that??!
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written by Katiiee Babeeee , April 15, 2008
Thats Quite Funny Yanoo. smilies/grin.gif
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written by Slib , April 25, 2008
hahaha thats good smilies/grin.gif
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written by mandez , October 16, 2008
smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif very funny.typicalof married couples
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written by LOLLIPOP , October 31, 2008
THATS funny i think that was neat
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