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Marriage Jokes
Thursday, 24 January 2008 14:23
Not SeeingA man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check....

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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written by That Guy , January 25, 2008
HAHAHA!!! THAT WAS GOOD!
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written by Forumokaz , January 29, 2008
how was his eye swelling? his wife?
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
that man was my cousin's friend's brother's son's uncle's brother's friend's cousin's father's friend
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written by Caboose , February 08, 2008
i don't get it???? smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by janet , February 12, 2008
what a loser
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written by Mercury , March 08, 2008
that guy was a jerk!!!!! smilies/angry.gif
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written by Kirby , March 12, 2008
haha she kicked his ass smilies/grin.gif
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written by lilmurphy , March 21, 2008
she punched him in the face and made both eyes swell shut. How dont you people get that
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written by SHAMROCKS , July 04, 2008
SOME OF YOU ARE REALLY DUMB smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by Stfu , September 16, 2008
SSHAMROCKS, you would know alot about being dumb, wouldn't you?
Answer: Yes.
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written by dorkle face von housin , September 22, 2008
smilies/wink.gifhaha i get it she punched him haha
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written by jennelyn , October 26, 2008
haha the wife really rocks!!!
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