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Friend For Dinner
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Marriage Jokes
Tuesday, 04 December 2007 17:58
Friend For Dinner"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for dinner."....

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for dinner?"

"Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married."

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written by SJ , December 12, 2007
This is a stupid "game" smilies/angry.gif its not even a funny joke!!!!!!
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written by Ertairiboo aka Ernie , December 18, 2007
ha ha ha lol sort of lame burt whatever smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by k. love , December 19, 2007
wow....that was llame smilies/cry.gif :- smilies/sad.gif

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written by YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND , January 07, 2008
YOUVE GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT A WHILE AND READ IT TWICE

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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
no u dnt

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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
u have now declared war... EMO CHIK....



great joke
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written by bandit666 , January 19, 2008
i hate emo chicks. they are really weird. smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by chetta , January 25, 2008
i didnt get it is it becuz his place looks like shit?
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written by your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 29, 2008
that waz good
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written by Oh...wow , March 22, 2008
he is showing the dude the downfall about being married........
I hate emo chicks...
I hate people who say they are "emo" like in their user names or whatever...it's like no one cares if you're emo, so just shut the f up
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written by message read !! , October 03, 2008
that emo chik has proberly
hacked most of her arm off all ready. . .
Do you realy think its wise to tell a
emo that there realy insane ?

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Hahaha i do f the stupid bitch!!!

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