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Young Actor
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Marriage Jokes
Tuesday, 09 October 2007 14:20
Young ActorJay's dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part....

Jay enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

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written by Gwen Stefani , October 12, 2007
ewwwww ewwwwww ewwwwww thats gross
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written by Gwen Stefani , October 12, 2007
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written by micheal jackson x , December 30, 2007
dont you just love little kids --x he he -x
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE GOT A KID FOR YA- MICHEAL...
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
I GET IT, THE MEN DON;T HAVE TIME TO TALK BECAUSE THEIR WIVES ARE TOO BUSY YABBERING ABOUT POSH OR BRAND AND ANGILENA OR HOW SHE SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND LAST NIGHT.....WATEVA
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written by hot and other various things , February 04, 2008
i don't get it

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written by o.O , October 19, 2008
this was crappy. all i get is that u never get a chance to talk cuz ur wife is always btching at you >.>
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written by Se Ufa , October 31, 2008
smilies/wink.gif If you don't get the joke then you are either not married or didn't have parents growing up. It isn't that hard of a concept to grasp.
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