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John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks....
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a, "No thanks."
Frustrated he finally asks, "Well what would you like for your anniversary?"
"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.
John thinks for a moment and replies "Sorry dear, I wasn't planning to spend that much."
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written by Drakk , October 09, 2007
it was pretty good lol
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written by shulethia shunta robbins , November 16, 2007
i this very much! 
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written by I , November 18, 2007
:- :- :- 
BEAT THAT LLAMA!!!
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written by isaac , November 26, 2007
pretty cool but flat
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written by me , December 17, 2007
that is the oldest joke in the book
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
EHEHHEHE..... IM GONNA GO AND WATCH HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER NOW- THAT IS FUNNIER THAN THIS JOKE
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written by ArianaKai , January 24, 2008
wooooow... that wuz lame...
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written by DIGGAGDOG , February 02, 2008
:- :- :- :- beat thaT I report abuse
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