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Cheating Statue
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Marriage Jokes
Sunday, 26 August 2007 14:16
Cheating StatueA woman and her lover are in bed together when the husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

"Don't move! You're a statue!"

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

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written by K , September 08, 2007
That is the funniest thing I have ever read!! Men aren't as slow as we women think! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by Frankie , September 18, 2007
yea That was the most funnest thing i've read to... guys are slow but then the wimen can be slow to...
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written by Saurav , October 12, 2007
the woman was such a bitch!! smilies/angry.gif
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written by Mickey B , October 23, 2007
smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif HILARIOUS
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written by chloe14 , November 02, 2007
haha
thats just about the koolest thang ever!!!
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written by hotr-thn-u , November 05, 2007
hahahaaha! that was FUNNY!!
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
standing in the corner really cramped me up...
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written by Mercury , March 08, 2008
that was totally crazy!!!!!!! smilies/grin.gif
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written by speechbubble , March 11, 2008
put a smile on my face
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written by Blonde? , April 08, 2008
UUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........Not kewl.........CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!
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written by smart-ass , May 06, 2008
:-..... smilies/smiley.gif it's good
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written by Georgia Girl. , June 03, 2008
she should've just asked him to join in...lol
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written by jennelyn , October 26, 2008
hahahaha boys are boys... smilies/wink.gif
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