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Dumb Husband
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Marriage Jokes
Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:46
Dumb HusbandIt's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings....

The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and prompty slams the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies. "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
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written by hailey rambo , April 16, 2007
hey this is really a good and funny thing so what ever i loved it if ya'll thought that it sukked then fukk all ya'll
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written by albert g said , April 18, 2007
that was funny as hell oh my god!!!!!!
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written by Yin Cho , May 19, 2007
Stupid Joke
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written by maxidude44 , May 19, 2007
i dont get it

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written by HAHA GIRL , May 21, 2007
I get it but it's really stupid
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written by Me and ME , May 22, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! smilies/wink.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by Samantha-Louise , May 23, 2007
Ha Thats Fair Funny

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written by shaggyboy14 , June 15, 2007
lol that was halarious
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written by Maddie , June 19, 2007
i dont get it. was there a robber going to break into their house?? i really have no clue. so i dont know it it was funny. smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by trewneay , June 19, 2007
I really loved that one
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written by beth , July 29, 2007
that was damn funny
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written by Jenny , September 09, 2007
now that is funny!!!!!!! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by faratata_bolombo , November 15, 2007
I guess the meaning is that the guy was asking in a coded way whether the husband was home or not so he (a lover probably) could come and have some fun..
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written by caitlyyn , February 27, 2008
lol ok joke
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written by a to the l , May 18, 2008
awsome job men can be a smilies/cheesy.gif
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