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Just Like Mom
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Marriage Jokes
Monday, 26 March 2007 15:46
Just Like MomFred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"....

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
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written by pimpin , March 29, 2007
funny as crap smilies/grin.gif
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written by tony molina , March 29, 2007
ya good one smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by StOnEr , March 30, 2007
HAHAHAHA I so fricken get it smilies/grin.gif
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written by Dezaerae , April 01, 2007
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written by P-E-R-F-E-C-T , April 08, 2007
This joke is funny but they said that he found a grl that is just like the mom but the father doesnt like her but it is still FUNNY smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by chicka , April 09, 2007
i dont get it
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written by samantha 15 , April 10, 2007
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written by someone , April 19, 2007
why does he need his fathers opinion or his mothers opinion smilies/cry.gif
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written by tallyallyitha , May 25, 2007
i love it!!!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/wink.gif
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written by hollie , May 31, 2007
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written by humper , May 15, 2008
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