Share this Digg Del.icio.us Reddit StumbleUpon Slashdot Furl Yahoo Technorati Googlize this Blinklist Facebook Wikio Print E-mail Tags Jokes Stats/Math Jokes The results of statistics

|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles3. Work stuffs up your eyesight1. All dogs are animals2. All cats are animals3. Therefore, all dogs are cats1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second3. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant