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Oboe jokes
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Instrument Jokes
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?A: Because most oboes are full of holes.Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?A: Steal his batteries.
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written by Oboe13 , May 19, 2007
OBOES ARE THE FRICKIN BOMB! Yeah! Go double reed! smilies/grin.gif

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written by Dave , November 21, 2007
True Dat True Dat
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written by Oboe , March 20, 2008
I love oboes and would kill someone if they burned mine. Yay Double Reeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by jessblowsoboereeds , March 20, 2008
love it smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by Angie-da-bassonist , June 26, 2008
Double reeds kick asssstronaut....
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written by AshleighLovesHerOboe , September 21, 2008
Oboes are the best instrument ever, they just need to be played well.
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written by Ronnie , December 14, 2008
Oboes R awesome! (Unless the second chair oboe keeps playing out of tune)
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