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Cello jokes
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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.
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written by jakie , May 21, 2008
not so funny and because i play the cello its even worse smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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