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There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes....
Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and doing that "party thing."
Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man swimming to beat hell across the tank, and, lo and behold, he made it!
The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give me it, Two, see those bullets over there? give me them, 3, show me the son-of-gun who pushed me in."
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written by J.D. , April 03, 2007
haha thats pretty sweet
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written by LIL ONE , April 05, 2007
THAT IS CRAZY I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME SHOW ME WHO THAT GUY IS THAT PUSHED ME I BE SURE HE DONT MAKE IT ACROSS 
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written by scooter , May 03, 2007
good one i would have said the same thing 
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written by zoltan , May 16, 2007
i wish iam going to be strong
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