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Well Behaved Students
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Sunday, 08 July 2007 15:06
Well Behaved StudentsThe fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes....

When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.

She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like this before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?"

Finally, after much urging, little Sally spoke up and said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."
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written by f**kyi , July 11, 2007
thats a stupid ass joke dummy
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written by Maxidude44 , July 17, 2007
typical a**holes smilies/grin.gif
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written by KaneKills , July 26, 2007
what a stupid joke, and cruel to teachers who work so hard to make us smarter
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written by thats the funiest joke ever!!! , July 31, 2007
smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif........................NOT smilies/angry.gif
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
kane kills needs to kool it it was just a fuckin joke and anyways it was funny **HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif so effin there smilies/angry.gif
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written by Drakk , October 09, 2007
nice lol, aand people seriously... its a joke...
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written by kfk , November 13, 2007
bla bla bullcrap

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written by LANGUAGE POLICE , December 11, 2007
PEOPLE!!! smilies/shocked.gif STOP USING BAD LANGUAGE! smilies/angry.gif MEANIES!!!!!!!
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written by Ryu , January 29, 2008
SHUT YO F***IN A** UP,LANGUAGE POLICE!!!IT'S JUST A F***IN JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by kon , February 25, 2008
smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif that's a bad one
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written by oqwopo , March 11, 2008
whoever wrote this should be hung quartered and buried with this joke with a 'Rejected' stamp over it. TERRIBLE!!!
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