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Bad waiter
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Food Jokes
Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:59

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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written by A mother , April 28, 2007
ha ha that's so not funny.
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written by haha , April 29, 2007
its really not funny

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written by kk , May 02, 2007
i work in a restaurant, and that shit happens all the time. oops i dropped it, 3 second rule.
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written by 589 , May 03, 2007
This is the dumbest joke to be made smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by Zeke , May 05, 2007
Umm. Ok. smilies/sad.gif
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written by master man , May 15, 2007
what are you on that joke is rubbish smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif
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written by jake prior , May 25, 2007
haha thats funny
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written by sKaTer_bOi_7 , June 15, 2007
funny but not the greatest...... smilies/wink.gif
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written by jjtt jj tt , July 07, 2007
uh! so not funny smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by daza18 , August 13, 2007
that is the funniest joke evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!! not
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written by hotr-thn-u , November 05, 2007
Dat was NOT 1 of the best jokes...
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written by meeee , November 13, 2007
tha is soooooooooooooooo funny smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by DONALD , January 24, 2008
YA RILLY
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written by vag , February 06, 2008
a waste of time to read smilies/sad.gif
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written by Rebecca , February 23, 2008
who ever wrote this needs to be sued for bad jokes
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written by ????? , March 13, 2008
hauhaua that was the only joke i understood so far..........
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written by Wildthing , March 26, 2008
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO
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written by 766ttyh , April 29, 2008
smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif sucked
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