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The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals....
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
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written by Dat guy dat says hi , May 02, 2008
Ha i make better jokes than this 
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written by Drizztthatpwnsyouall , May 16, 2008
I love it 
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written by this joke sucks , May 16, 2008
this joke sucked 
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written by Stfu , September 16, 2008
The bear is funnier than this.
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written by SUP HOMMIES!! , September 30, 2008
Im not that old and have better jocks than this old fart
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