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Speeding Ticket
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Police Jokes
Thursday, 05 April 2007 08:46
Speeding TicketA driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door....

"Is there a problem Officer?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

"I'm sorry, I can't do that."

The policeman says, "Why not?"

"I stole this car."

The officer says, "Stole it?"

The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"

"She's in the boot if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"

"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

"Murdered the owner?"

The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"
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written by justin , April 06, 2007
booooooooo
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written by That Guy , April 09, 2007
I wonder if that would work in real life? There probably are some cops that stupid.
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written by Your mom said: , April 10, 2007
You suck at writting the Joke. It is not drink driving it is drunk driving. Poor quality. Check your spelling in the future
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written by someone , April 19, 2007
i think it is funn y you get out of paying. lol

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written by THiS LOSER , April 22, 2007
HAHAAAAAAAA! smilies/grin.gif
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written by A mother , April 28, 2007
that is to funny
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written by Mikey Said , May 02, 2007
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Boo.
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written by Zeke , May 05, 2007
Hey Your Mom: You spelled 'writing' wrong. It's not 'writting'. Besides, it was a good joke.
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written by Pushan , May 07, 2007
hey that wasnt bad very interesting
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written by Jamie , May 09, 2007
my god, this isnt an english lesson so stop pickin up on the grammer and spelling. great joke
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written by wuteva , May 10, 2007
yea tell em Jamie
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written by some person , May 11, 2007
:O smilies/cool.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif
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written by some person , May 11, 2007
smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by Anoumous , May 15, 2007
smilies/cheesy.gif This would be really good to pull off in real life.
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written by Ricky , May 17, 2007
that was funny

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written by Nakedmonk , May 20, 2007
I am willing to bet that the writer of this joke is from England; hence the use of "boot" and "drink" driving.
However, I find the irony of giving an english lesson to the English comical.
Oh yeah, I liked the joke also smilies/cool.gif
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written by dale , June 27, 2007
you are sad
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written by dale , June 27, 2007
you police are sad
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