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Very hostile farmer
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Farming Jokes
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "That's once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, "That's twice."After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."The farmer said, "That's once."
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