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Military traditions
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Military Jokes
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower7. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant6. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 05305. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt4. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen3. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank2. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out1. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog
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written by twat , January 30, 2008
numbers 9,8&2 r pretty good smilies/grin.gif
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