Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to... Read more...

Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and... Read more...

Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a... Read more...

Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October,... Read more...