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The ten ifs of employment
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Business Jokes
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat.5. If it's the boss, look busy.6. If it talks, take notes.7. If it's handwritten, type it.8. if it's typed, copy it.9. If it's copied, file it.10. If it's Friday, forget it!
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