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The loss of engines
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Aviation Jokes
Tuesday, 06 November 2007 14:19
The loss of enginesAn hour into the flight from Boston to Losangles, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."....

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."

A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

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written by That Guy , November 07, 2007
HAHAHAHAHA!
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written by NAPYBOI , November 09, 2007
BLONDES DNT YOU JST LUV EM
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written by NAPYBOI , November 09, 2007
I LUV DEM BLONDES
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written by buddy , November 17, 2007
smilies/grin.gif hahahaha blondes

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written by slade , November 20, 2007
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written by DFF , December 21, 2007
shut up ALL OF YOU
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
hey im blonde...........but i don't get it
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
AAHHHH THE EMO CHIK IS A BLONDE... CAUGHT IN THE STEREOTYPING FOR EMOS HEY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
ANYWAY.... THIS JOKE CAN ALSO BE TOLD AS AN IRISHMAN JOKE


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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
my siser in law is kinda 1 sixth blonde
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