Home Entertainment Jokes Foreigners An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...

Latest Jokes

What is brown and has holes in it?
What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.  Read more...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life... Read more...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp  Read more...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man... Read more...

Beautiful dresses at vicyc.com or buy nice looking Full Lace Wigs at dhgate.com

Buy from a choice of thousands of products with Worldwide Free Shipping for every orders you place like the best place to buy cheap dresses online.
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
(0 votes, average: 0 out of 5)
Foreigners
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rps and after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 with a typical "service" smile and "Have a nice day!"The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with another wad of Rupees. He handed the same cashier 100,000Rps and put his handout for his $50.45, instead he received $48.78.He questiond bitterly Ooh! vy less !!??" Whereupon the cashier replied "Fluctuations!" He screamed back "FLUCK YOU AMERICANS, TOO!" I'm going back to Delhi!!!
Comments (0)add
Write comment

busy