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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
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Drunks
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple."
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written by pachukaloca , January 17, 2007
smilies/grin.gif this was a pretty funny joke and also dumb lol
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written by jordi boi , November 09, 2007
it was rubbish give up your day job haha smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by jsdiv , November 09, 2007
that was a good one smilies/smiley.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by Ladiesman1234245689 , January 21, 2008
Alice the hot teacher at our school thought it was Funny smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif > smilies/cool.gif
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