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A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
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Drunks
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:"Ok.I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. Two minutes lateranother whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, buttwo minutes later when the next one got there, pizza stopedhim:"What's going on out there?" it asked. "Why, there's aparty going on!! It's great! They're having the most fun!!"the whiskey replied.And pizza said: "Great, I'll go check it out!"
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written by ummm , May 03, 2007
so the man threw up right?
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written by sKaTer_bOi_7 , June 15, 2007
didnt get it the first time..... smilies/sad.gif
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written by Ladiesman1234245689 , January 21, 2008
That was good and okay dude!!!!! smilies/smiley.gif
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written by casper , February 27, 2008
been there done that!
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